Old article that lists words that a rumored intelligence system might listen for. No way to verify, but possibly amusing to read more closely.
Describes several very big hammers for hitting the fly of process-locked file handles.
Your Rights and Remedies When Stopped or Confronted for Photography
Try the Belarc system analysis.... keys, anyone?
CCleaner (the first C rhymes with trap) - looks like a nice optimizer
the erosion of common sense and basic rights is speedy and devastating
Includes a vbscript for remotely enabling Remote Desktop - provided you have login rights on that machine. Uses RPC to edit the registry value enabling RDP.